Saturday, May 05, 2007

Shoes...OMG...Shoes

My boss would be so proud of me.
Why, you ask? For putting in that extra time at work this week? For helping out with extra projects around the office when my help is needed?
No. Absolutely not.
My boss, the person I know with more shoes than any 4 women could wear in a lifetime, would be proud of me because I got THREE PAIRS OF OMG UBER-CUTE SHOES today!
But Absinthe, you wisely protest, I thought I read not a week ago that you're trying to save money and pay bills.
You'd be right. But these shoes were CHEAP and I really needed dressy shoes. Seriously...I did. Even as we speak, my brain is organizing whole new outfits around these shoes. Every now and then I get a blinding, brilliant vision of a new skirt/top combination with my red (RED) open-toe heels. Does the thought of whole new outfits in your wardrobe ever make you breathe a little heavier and your heart skip a beat?
Um...me neither.
Ahem.
Oh, and did you hear? Herpes Hilton is going to the slam!!! I could gloat, or maybe laugh. But I won't. The Fug Girls did it way better and more effectively than I ever could, so check it.
Let's see...what else? Bjork's Volta drops this Tuesday. And apparently I am the last person on earth who wants it to actually get it. I suppose I'll have to make a trek to Best Buy or click "Add to Cart" on Amazon along with the rest of the common rabble in order to obtain a copy. I'm ok with this - I'm not proud when it comes to Bjork. Check out her suit on the cover. I've come to the conclusion that Bjork does, indeed, inhabit the same planet as the rest of us. Just a slightly different dimension. A dimension in which teeny tiny ladies can totally go apeshit on reporters, wear dresses that cover entire Olympic stadiums, and play in the sweetest Icelandic band of all time - I don't care what Sigur Ros fans say.

1 Comments:

Blogger Maggie said...

You're right...I am proud of you!

10:14 PM

 

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