Countdown to the Apocalypse

Despite my Southern Baptist upbringing, I've never been one to believe much in the rapture and the tribulation, but given recent events, I can't help but conclude that Armageddon is nigh. By my count, we've merrily waved as 2 Horsemen of the Apocalypse have galloped by. Shall we count them down together?

Horseman #1: Arnold Schwarzenegger's election as governor of California

Horseman #2: the Police tour that is to take place this summer

If 2 more horseman go by, we're toast. Here's the plan: you guys keep an eye on the Doomsday Clock, and I'll watch Cher, the Spice Girls, Bono and William Shatner like a hawk. One of them is bound to do something to set off nuclear holocaust if left unchecked - especially the Priceline Negotiator.